Alanis Morisette - Flavors of Entanglement
Warner
By Christina Ku
Dear Alanis,
I want you to know that I'm happy for you. You've put out your fifth album, which is no small feat.
But, you oughta know that your angsty anger becomes you better, and this enlightened, grimly cheerfulness is like rain on your wedding day and slightly awkward (C'mon, even your track titles make me cringe - "Giggle Again for No Reason"?). I know. Isn't it ironic?
So please, how ‘bout no more being masochistic? Thank you, thank you.
Love, Christina Ku